[推荐]上班族黑话大全

76568817

<P>呵呵，好玩！</P>

关东武夫

"丑的没有人约"这句居然有个超链接,神奇啊

lawwen

<P>寒，太那个啥了</P>
<P>——</P>

lvvyv

<DIV><FONT face=宋体 size=2>有些话满对的</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体">核心提示：如果你在一家大公司工作，那么你很可能会定期接受人事部门的考评，得到一两句简短的评语，但你了解它们的意思吗</DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#222222 size=2><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">?<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">1.<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>普通员工</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>不是太聪明</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">2.<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>格外出色</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>目前还没犯</DEFANGHTML_SPAN><a href="http://blog.sina.com.cn/shanghaiyule" target="_blank" ><FONT color=#333333><DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: #333333">错误</DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></A>)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">3.<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>善于社交</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>能喝</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">4.<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>观察能力强</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>经常打小报告</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">5.<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>工作态度热忱</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>固执己见</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">6.<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>思维敏捷</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>能迅速找到借口</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">7.<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>进取向上</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>常请大家吃饭</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">8.<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>复杂工作上</DEFANGHTML_SPAN><a href="http://blog.sina.com.cn/shanghaiyule" target="_blank" ><FONT color=#333333><DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: #333333">逻辑</DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></A><DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>清晰</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>能把工作推给别人</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">9.<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>判断能力强</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>手气不错</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">10.<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>事业心强</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>暗地里害人</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">11.<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>为人随和</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>随时可以解雇</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">12.<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>模范员工</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>上班准时</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">13.<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>善于释放压力</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>上班打瞌睡</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">14.<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>工作第一位</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>丑得</DEFANGHTML_SPAN><a href="http://blog.sina.com.cn/shanghaiyule" target="_blank" ><FONT color=#333333><DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: #333333">没有人</DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></A><DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>约</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">15.<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>独立工作能力强</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>谁也不知道他在干什么</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">16.<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>眼光长远</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>总是一再拖延工作</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">17.<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>具有极佳的口才</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>能瞎扯</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">18.<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>沟通能力强</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>常打电话聊天</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">19.<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>踏实忠诚</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>在别的地方很难找到工作</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">20.<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>富于幽默感</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>能讲许多荤笑话</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">上班的意义是昧着良心说些口是心非的话，这里提供一些较为适当的办公室谈吐的解读方式，建议您不妨参考参考，以免听不懂对方在说什么</DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#222222 size=2><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">!<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">1<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>、原文：也许我可以</DEFANGHTML_SPAN><a href="http://blog.sina.com.cn/shanghaiyule" target="_blank" ><FONT color=#333333><DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: #333333">加班</DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></A><DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>把事情做完。</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>注释：你要我干到几点</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>?<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>还让不让活了</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>?)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">2<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>、原文：我不确定这样是不是能够实行。</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>注释：这根本不通。</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">3<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>、原文：真的吗</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>?(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>注释：胡说八道</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>!)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">4<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>、原文：或许你可以去询问一下别人的看法。</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>注释：你等着看谁会理你</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>!)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">5<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>、原文：我当然也很</DEFANGHTML_SPAN><a href="http://blog.sina.com.cn/shanghaiyule" target="_blank" ><FONT color=#333333><DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: #333333">关心</DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></A><DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>。</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>注释：谁有空儿管这事啊</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>!)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">6<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>、原文：不好意思，我并没有参与这项计划。</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>注释：别烦我，这件事跟我有什么关系</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>?)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">7<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>、原文：嗯，这很有意思。</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>注释：这是什么东西</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>!)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">8<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>、原文：我会试着把这件事情插进工作进度中。</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>注释：你小子怎么不早一点儿交代</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>?)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">9<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>、原文：他可能不太熟悉这件事情。</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>注释：他脑袋里面装的是糨糊</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>!)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">10<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>、原文：所以你不太满意这件作品</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>?(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>注释：该死的，你又想挑剔什么</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>?)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">11<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>、原文：我手边的工作量可能有一点过重了。</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>注释：我就领这一点儿薪水，你想累死我啊</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>?)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">12<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>、原文：我喜欢接受挑战。</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>注释：这是什么烂工作</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>!)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">13<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>、原文：你可能还不太了解。</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>注释：你脑子里是不是进水了</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>?)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">14<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>、原文：我了解，我了解。</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>注释：这家伙究竟说什么呢</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>?)<O:P></O:P></DEFANGHTML_SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal defanghtml_style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#222222 size=2 defanghtml_face="宋体"><DEFANGHTML_SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #222222">15<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>、原文：是，我们是应该讨论一下。</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>(<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>注释：唉</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>!<DEFANGHTML_SPAN lang=ZH-CN>又要开什么白痴会议</DEFANGHTML_SPAN>!)</FONT></P></DIV>